skimaster173 (12:58:51 AM): hello lobstr johnson
lobstrjohnson (12:58:57 AM): what's up
skimaster173 (12:59:22 AM): wanna get high?
lobstrjohnson (12:59:29 AM): nope
And that's all that happened.
Both friends and strangers have asked me if I ever really go to class.
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This somehow reminds me of how last night, my friend and I were talking about a guy who's abroad at Oxford right now. Brad asks, "Did you hear that he went to a gay bar?"
"What?!" (If you knew this guy, this would be ground-breaking)
"Well...I mean, that's pretty much the story."
...yours is cooler.
what if you really did have a lobster for a johnson. you wouldn't be too popular except with girls who were really into seafood
ew
frick you made me giggle out loud in public with that.
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