BEHOLD!

I got an eye exam today for the first time in...three, four years, and guess what? My eyesight's improved! Take that you jackals, I can heal my own damn eyes! What makes you so unique and wonderful?

Well...it wasn't the worst of the Die Hard franchise, at least I was right about that. I'm just glad I didn't have to pay. Makes it all go down a little smoother. Read my review anyway, it's completely retarded and great.

EDIT: I know I include a ridiculous amount of information on here from the Yahoo! News, but I really do wonder sometimes if it's written by hamsters. Such as today..."WAITRESS GETS $10,000 TIP! Jessica Osbourne, 20, receives a huge amount from a regular customer to help pay for college." Which is pretty great, but then below that, for their related links section, are the following two items:
"How do you decide on tip amount?" (which, to me, reads like the thought of forking over $10,000 crosses your mind at some point in the paying process)
"Money found in toilets across Japan."