Stay In Your Homes! Remain Calm! Or: Is It Hot Out Here, Or Is It Just Me?"

I wouldn't know. I went outside to go to dinner today, and that's it. I was gonna take a bike ride, I was gonna clean my car, but screw that man...it was frickin' 105 today!

Occasionally I think it'd be cool to have a summer fling, and sometimes wonder why I never really got on that (so to speak). Then I take a look in the mirror after work. If I'm still not convinced, I end up looking in the mirror at like 9 PM. Taking your daily shower at 4:40 and sweating a good percentage of the day leaves one looking quite grody.

I was staying in a hotel two weeks ago or so, looking at the thermostat thing, and realized "Hot Water, Electric Heat" would be an awesome name for a rock album.

Die Hard 2: Die Harder really does suck. Except for the part where the guy gets stabbed in the eye with an icicle. The good news is Live Free or Die Hard almost couldn't possibly be the worst of them. Could it?