Watch South Park Tomorrow Night!

Gonna resist the urge to post anything tomorrow before...10 PM, when South Park is on and features the return of Chef. The reason you should watch is because Isaac Hayes, the voice of Chef and all-around badass, left the show like a week ago...maybe two, over objections regarding the brilliant "Trapped in the Closet" episode of South Park, which made fun of Scientology. See, in addition to being a badass, Isaac Hayes is a Scientologist. And as you may or may not be aware from watching Tom Cruise over the past ten months or so, Scientologists don't take too kindly to people making fun of them. They might just be the new Catholics! That joke really had no basis.

But ah...see, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the guys behind South Park, are pretty well-known for writing, animating, and all-around making their episodes in like, the week before they air, one because they're kinda like the rest of us in being a little lazy, and two because it keeps them the most cutting edge as far as satire goes in series television. So what this means is the episode was most likely made with the full knowledge that they had no Hayes.

So tune in...Wednesday, March 22, 10 PM, Comedy Central. Hilarity will ensue.