Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Hot Damn

It's been almost a week since the last update? WTF indeed, sirs and ma'ms. Unfortunately, I still have hardly anything to talk about...

We discovered Warthog Jousting in Halo 2. Have I got something for you guys.

My awesome headphones developed a...well, a breaking. But it's just in the ring that holds the actual can on the left side (I'm still at a loss as to how the sound gets to both cans, but I've never been very bright). The can is still held by...well, it'd really help if you could see them, but everything stays in place, but it feels a lot more precarious now. They still work, but I'm gonna have to employ some duct tape to get them back to full comfort.

New goal - start this screenplay I've been thinking about for the past two years, finish the first draft by the end of the summer.

Gonna go see The Departed again on Wednesday while it's in its Academy Run. Sure, it's coming out on DVD in two weeks, but it's the big screen man!

I checked out H.P. Lovecraft's At the Mountains of Madness from the Emerson library. All this school reading is really cutting into my fun reading, but Mountains is only about a hundred pages long, so I figure it's within grasp. Dense though. Damn you 1930s. And of course the only book it came in is a collection that's like FIVE HUNDRED pages long. I hate big books.

Skipping my first class tomorrow (Tuesday).

Oh, now's a good time to make this absolutely clear. I don't know why in the world somebody wouldn't know by now (I tell everybody), but days no longer start at midnight. That's just retarded. Your parents go to bed before midnight. Not you. You stay up 'til, on average, 2 or 3. So the day now starts at 4 AM. It's official as far as you're concerned. If I hear anyone else say "what have you got planned for later today?" at 1 AM, they will pay. Spread the word, and together we can really make a difference.

We'll change the seasons as soon as Maggie and I can come to a consensus. In the meantime, push for the option where we start the seasons at the 1st of the months they're scheduled for now, instead of the 21st (Winter starts on December 1st instead of December 21st, por ejemple). It just makes sense.

My friend Gray is hosting a 10-minute dance party on Wednesday. I think it'll really only be great and legendary by adhering to the 10-minute part. Don't get me wrong, more dance = good, but dance parties happen all the time. 10-minute dance parties? So very rare.

In other Facebook news, there's a "That's What She Said Day" on February 15th, in which you basically reply at any vaguely-applicable comment with "that's what she said." I think it's pretty cool so I'll join in. Not like I have anything better planned.

Hey, look at that, I had something to talk about! Let's do this more often.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

A&E - Oscar Nominations

Yes, I really am so uncreative that the title for any media-related articles will simply be filed as A&E.

I meant to post this yesterday, but then I made plans to see THE QUEEN today, and since it got six nominations, I figured I'd have more to say once I got to it. So away we go!

Overall, it's a damned good list. I mean, sure I have my problems (NOTHING for THE FOUNTAIN…dear Lord, not even an effects or sound or score nom…shafted), and almost no love for THE PRESTIGE, MARIE ANTOINETTE, but then I remember that back in September, no one expected any love for THE DEPARTED, and now it has five nominations and is looking to be Scorsese’s year (finally). Up ‘til December, people figured Guillermo del Toro’s masterpiece PAN’S LABYRINTH only had a distant shot at a Best Foreign Film, and now it has SIX nominations including Original Screenplay and is pretty much a shoo-in for the aforementioned award. Del Toro would have the best acceptance speech ever, too. I can’t express how happy I was to see all those nominations for that movie…it’s such an unusual movie in a lot of ways for the Oscars. And LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE? Until it started making the rounds in late July, it was expected to be a modest indie hit at best. What a cool year.

Here's the complete list of nominations (excluding categories no one really cares about...sorry, but as much as I love that short filmmakers - that is, makers of short films, not height-challenged filmmmakers - are honored here, nobody has seen their work), along with some comments.

Performance by an actor in a leading role

Leonardo DiCaprio - BLOOD DIAMOND
Ryan Gosling - HALF NELSON
Peter O'Toole - VENUS
Will Smith - THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS
Forest Whitaker - THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND

Evidence that I really haven’t seen enough movies this year. I need, need, NEED to see VENUS, but Forest Whitaker will win anyway, which is fine, as I have no real allegiance to anyone in this category (except Leo, but why he keeps getting nominated for the crapfest BLOOD DIAMOND and not THE DEPARTED is so far beyond me).

Performance by an actor in a supporting role

Alan Arkin - LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE
Jackie Earle Haley - LITTLE CHILDREN
Djimon Hounsou - BLOOD DIAMOND
Eddie Murphy - DREAMGIRLS
Mark Wahlberg - THE DEPARTED

These are the best nominees ever (except for the lack of love for Ben Affleck). I’m pulling for Alan Arkin, but really, I’d be excited for anyone to win. Even though I already know it’ll be Eddie.

Performance by an actress in a leading role

Penélope Cruz - VOLVER
Judi Dench - NOTES ON A SCANDAL
Helen Mirren - THE QUEEN
Meryl Streep - THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
Kate Winslet - LITTLE CHILDREN

Helen Mirren will take it. Everyone knows it. And it's not undeserved. But I’d be all about Kate Winslet taking it. Ah, you’re right, I don’t really care. Kirsten Dunst got the shaft (that was an unfortunate choice of words).

Performance by an actress in a supporting role

Adriana Barraza - BABEL
Cate Blanchett - NOTES ON A SCANDAL
Abigail Breslin - LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE
Jennifer Hudson - DREAMGIRLS
Rinko Kikuchi – BABEL

Again, everyone knows Jennifer Hudson will win (not underserved, either…I can’t believe she’d never acted before), but how cool would it be if Abigail Breslin (the little kid in LMS) wins? And I would scream with joy if they give it to Rinko Kikuchi (the deaf-mute Japanese girl in BABEL…she’s INCREDIBLE, and totally made the movie for me).

Best animated feature film of the year

CARS
HAPPY FEET
MONSTER HOUSE

No SCANNER DARKLY? Seriously?

Achievement in art direction

DREAMGIRLS
THE GOOD SHEPHERD
PAN'S LABYRINTH
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST
THE PRESTIGE

Oh I love all of these movies…PAN’S and PIRATES both totally deserve it.

Achievement in cinematography

THE BLACK DAHLIA
CHILDREN OF MEN
THE ILLUSIONIST
PAN'S LABYRINTH
THE PRESTIGE

These are great choices, but CHILDREN OF MEN better as hell win. But props for sneaking THE ILLUSIONIST in there, it’s a beautiful film. It is strange that none of the best picture nominees showed up in this category, but they're not exceptionally well-shot films, so I can dig it.

Achievement in costume design

CURSE OF THE GOLDEN FLOWER
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
DREAMGIRLS
MARIE ANTOINETTE
THE QUEEN

MARIE ANTOINETTE. Please.

Achievement in directing

Alejandro González Iñárritu - BABEL
Martin Scorsese - THE DEPARTED
Clint Eastwood - LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA
Stephen Frears - THE QUEEN
Paul Greengrass - UNITED 93

I can't believe they nominated Paul Greengrass. I wish this had a spot on the Best Picture list, but this is such a great show of support it's hard not to be overjoyed, considering there was a very good chance the movie would get nothing. Just about everyone is convinced this is Scorsese’s year, and Lord knows I’ll be about as happy as can be when he wins, but I’m pissed all to hell than Alfonso Cuaron didn’t get recognized for CHILDREN OF MEN, and when I’m honest with myself I know Paul Greengrass is the one who really deserves it. Just don’t give it to Clint, for the love of God. Fine film, but c'mon...we're good.

Best documentary feature

DELIVER US FROM EVIL
AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH
IRAQ IN FRAGMENTS
JESUS CAMP
MY COUNTRY, MY COUNTRY

Go Al Gore!

Achievement in film editing

BABEL
BLOOD DIAMOND
CHILDREN OF MEN
THE DEPARTED
UNITED 93

Seriously, no FOUNTAIN? These are all pretty solid choices though. Except BLOOD DIAMOND. What a bad movie. Thelma Schoomaker (Scorsese’s longtime editor) seems like an automatic choice, even though THE DEPARTED wasn’t an exceptionally well-assembled film.

Best foreign language film of the year

AFTER THE WEDDING
DAYS OF GLORY (INDIGÈNES)
THE LIVES OF OTHERS
PAN'S LABYRINTH
WATER

Wow. I can’t believe they didn’t nominate Pedro Almodover’s VOLVER. Not that I care, this is the year for all things Guillermo del Toro (that’s PAN’S LABYRINTH, ladies).

Achievement in makeup

APOCALYPTO
CLICK
PAN'S LABYRINTH

CLICK. Seriously. CLICK is now an Oscar nominee. Doesn’t matter. PAN’S baby!

Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original score)

Gustavo Santaolalla, BABEL
Thomas Newman, THE GOOD GERMAN
Philip Glass, NOTES ON A SCANDAL
Javier Navarrete, PAN'S LABYRINTH
Alexandre Desplat, THE QUEEN

HOW COULD YOU NOT NOMINATE CLINT MANSELL FOR THE FOUNTAIN? HOW?! PAN’S had a great score, though.

Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original song)

"I Need to Wake Up" - AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH
"Listen" - DREAMGIRLS
"Love You I Do" - DREAMGIRLS
"Our Town" - CARS
"Patience" – DREAMGIRLS

Three DREAMGIRLS songs. Wonder who’ll win?

Best motion picture of the year

BABEL
THE DEPARTED
LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE
THE QUEEN

For most of this year, everyone was convinced DREAMGIRLS was THE movie to beat this year, and now it’s not even nominated. Lord knows I’d have picked many, many movies over these, but the first four I can’t help but support. Still haven’t seen THE QUEEN (although I now have to). I have a sinking feeling BABEL will win, and here’s my problem if it does – it feels like an obvious cop-out choice. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a very, very good movie, but it tackles a lot of themes that are clearly trying to entice liberal Oscar voters, which is how CRASH unfairly won anything. And how awesome would it be if LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE or THE DEPARTED won? Movies that are just great movies, both of which are highly entertaining but also have a lot of heart and brains (THE DEPARTED, remake or no, is one of the smartest-written screenplays of the year), with no political agenda to speak of (except maybe beauty pageants are strange, strange things).

Achievement in sound editing

APOCALYPTO
BLOOD DIAMOND
FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS
LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST

Achievement in sound mixing

APOCALYPTO
BLOOD DIAMOND
DREAMGIRLS
FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST

I know that I don’t know the difference between sound mixing and editing. I guess the Academy doesn’t either.

Achievement in visual effects

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST
POSEIDON
SUPERMAN RETURNS

Seriously. No nom for THE FOUNTAIN. Seriously. POSEIDON? Seriously. God knows I love SUPERMAN RETURNS, but DEAD MAN’S CHEST better take this thing lock, stock, and barrel.

Adapted screenplay

Sacha Baron Cohen and Anthony Hines and Peter Baynham and Dan Mazer and Todd Phillips, BORAT CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN

Alfonso Cuaron and Timothy J. Sexton and David Arata and Mark Fergus and Hawk Ostby, CHILDREN OF MEN

William Monahan, THE DEPARTED

Todd Field and Tom Perrotta, LITTLE CHILDREN

Patrick Marber, NOTES ON A SCANDAL

That’s awesome that the BORAT team got the nom. But William Monahan better snap this up. But take out Todd Field and Tom Perrotta’s LITTLE CHILDREN screenplay (fine film, but it wasn’t in the screenplay) and give some love to Christopher and Jonathon Nolan’s PRESTIGE.

Original screenplay

Guillermo Arriaga, BABEL

Iris Yamashita and Paul Haggis, LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA

Michael Arndt, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE

Guillermo del Toro, PAN'S LABYRINTH

Peter Morgan, THE QUEEN

GUILLERMOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Very good choices, though. Except for the whole part where they totally forgot about Darren Aronofsky and THE FOUNTAIN. And LETTERS isn’t an original screenplay. Like at all. And I don't understand where all the love for Peter Morgan's QUEEN screenplay is coming from. It's a fine screenplay, but nowhere near as good as the rest of these.

THE QUEEN was recently re-released in theaters for its awards publicity. THE DEPARTED goes on the same route on Friday, the same day PAN’S LABYRINTH will hit its full release. BABEL should still be playing across the nation. Check local show times.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Toilet Paper

To me, it feels like there are several levels of knowing a person. The most casual of my friends could tell you I love movies, am quite lazy, and listen to a lot of old music. People who know me a little bit better know where that stuff stems from, or that I really actually have a pretty damn diverse taste in music. Some know that my dream job would be writing for TV (Saturday Night Live specifically) or the movies. Some know that as much as I ramble on (pun totally intended) about Zeppelin or the Beach Boys, my true loves are Joni Mitchell, Counting Crows, the Ramones, and Queen. Those who know me best probably know faith plays a large part in my life, but I almost never discuss religion.

And then there are those who know my philosophy about toilet paper. If any of you know this and understand it, you probably know me about as well as anyone can, and you're the ones who really get me. I guess by posting about it, I'm blowing open the doors for many of you to truly understand the inner workings of my mind and heart, should you so desire.

Especially in college, now rooming with my best friend, and it being the dead of winter when I would do anything to avoid being outside (in nicer weather, the walk is my escape), finding alone time can be tricky. Thus the toilet becomes a sort of sanctuary. And why would I want to lessen that experience with College TP? College TP is like rubbing your ass with a cheese grater.



I'm sorry if that image was harsh, but it's the only evocative way to really describe my hatred for College TP.

And it's not just college, either. High School TP was the same way. I seriously considered running for class office Sophomore and Junior years, basing my entire platform on getting new TP. And you know what? I probably would have won. It's the one issue that truly unites us all, Republican or Democrat, Pro-Choice or Pro-Life, Jew or Gentile, Gay or Straight, attached or unattached earlobe, we all use TP.

I bought a roll for myself recently, and dare I say my life has improved as a result. There's a new spring to my step, women are noticing me, and I can look myself in the mirror every morning and say "it's gonna be a good day."

Thanks, Toilet Paper.



TOMORROW, which for many of you will be today, but hey it's not 4 AM in Boston yet (I should really explain that sometime for those of you who don't know my stance on readjusting the times of the day, never mind the overhauling of the seasons), but TOMORROW...Oscar nominations. Big post by me. Hurray. Tomorrow will also see some sort of clear, concise classification system for those of you who simply DO NOT GIVE A DAMN about my excessively-long posts about movies.

P.S. Blogger saying "This may take a few minutes, especially if you have a large blog" still sounds dirty to me and makes me laugh. I'm seriously like 12 years old.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Movie Preview: First Half of 2006

As always, release dates are subject to change and any new stuff could pop up outta nowhere that I haven't heard of, but this is what I know so far. Links will take you to trailers where available.

SMOKIN’ ACES – In the realm of movies that make you just say “AWESOME,” this looks like the tops. Ben Affleck. Jason Batemen. Ray Liotta. Jeremy Piven. Andy Garcia. Ryan Reynolds. Hells yes. (January 26th)

SERAPHIM FALLS - Liam Neeson and Pierce Brosnan in the old, dirty, wild, wild west. I'll see it. I caught a trailer in theaters, but I can't find it online in any sort of decent quality. (January 26)

FACTORY GIRL – Guy Pearce (MEMENTO, LA CONFIDENTIAL) and Sienna Miller star in a biopic of Andy Warhol, Edie Sedgwick (his muse of sorts), with a dash of a guy who may resemble Bob Dylan a little too much for the man himself. As soon as I saw that Guy Pearce was playing Warhol, that’s all I needed. (February 2)

BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA – I frickin’ loved this book when I was a kid, so attempt to cash in on the success of NARNIA or not, I’ll be there. (February 16)

BLACK SNAKE MOAN – This movie looks messed up as hell, but it also look pretty frickin’ awesome, especially Samuel L. Jackson as an old blues player (Jackson did all his own singing for the film). And Christina Ricci gets naked. Hey, she’s hot. (February 23)

ZODIAC – New movie by David Fincher (FIGHT CLUB, SE7EN)? Starring Robert Downey, Jr. and Jake Gyllenhaal? I don’t even care what it’s about, I’ll see it! Wait, it’s a serial killer? Hey, SE7EN was about a serial killer. I liked SE7EN. I’ll see this movie! (March 2)

300 – How frickin’ cool does this look? HOW?! “SPARTANS! TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!” (March 9)

THE HOST – Monster attacks Korea. Cool. (March 9)

BLACK BOOK - Paul Verhoven (ROBOCOP) makes a war movie. In Dutch no less. Not sure what to make of it yet, but it looks pretty cool. (March 9)

SUNSHINE – I can’t stop watching this trailer. I just can’t. It's one of the best trailers I've ever seen. This looks amazing. Sci-fi fans especially take notice. The trailer's in sorta shitty quality, but I'll post as soon as it hits in glorious Quicktime (March 16)

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES – I’ve heard complaints about this being computer-generated, but I don’t really see any other way to make it awesome. (March 23)

BLADES OF GLORY – The trailer screams bad, but put Will Arnett (Gob from ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT) in anything and I’ll see it (I did actually intend to see LET’S GO TO PRISON, but it was literally in Boston for a week), even if it is Will Ferrell and Jon Heder (probably the two most overused people in comedy these days) as pro figure skaters. (March 30).

RESCUE DAWN – Christian Bale can do no wrong, even if the movie’s less than stellar (HARSH TIMES). This is a Vietnam movie directed by Werner (GRIZZLY MAN) Herzog, so it should hold up (March 30).

GRIND HOUSE – Robert Rodriguez (SIN CITY) and Quentin Tarantino teaming up for all kinds of bloody greatness. There’s a chick with a grenade launcher where her leg should be. A grenade launcher.

HOT FUZZ – Did you like SHAUN OF THE DEAD? Of course you did. Everyone did (I’m not exaggerating; I’ve never met anyone who didn’t like it). Anyway, this is the new movie by the same guys, starring a lot of the same people. Yeah, try to catch it in theaters this time.

SPIDER-MAN 3 – I’ve written extensively on my love for the Spider-Man franchise, especially the second one (which is not only my favorite superhero movie, but one of my favorite movies ever), so y’know…leave it at that for now. Plus it’s got Venom. Rock. (May 4)

PARIS, JE T’AIME – No, it’s not some silly French film. Well, it sort of is. It’s a series of vignettes about Paris, with segments contributed by a TON of directors, including the Coen Brothers (The Big Lebowski, O Brother Where Art Thou?), Isabel Coixet (who did My Life Without Me, a movie everyone should run out and rent because no one’s heard of it and it’s incredible), Wes Craven (several horror franchises), Alfonso Cuaron (Children of Men), Alexander Payne (About Schmidt, Sideways), and Gus Van Sant (Portland’s favorite director). On top of that, the cast includes Steve Buscemi, Willem Dafoe, Nick Nolte, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Bob Hoskins, Elijah Wood, Rufus Sewell, and Natalie Portman. (May 4)

SHREK THE THIRD – I don’t care what anyone says, Shrek 2 sucked. But I have to see the third. It’s just one of those things. (May 18).

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END – I don’t care what anyone says, the second PIRATES is pound for pound a better film than the first in every respect. Here’s hoping the third continues the swashbuckling goodness, especially with the return of Geoffrey Rush and the addition of Chow Yun Fat (a name I still laugh at…I’m such a child).

Top 10 Films of 2006

This is over at The Gravy, but I'm putting it on here and special Facebook edition (pretty much designed for whoever to post their own list, a la the all-too-popular trend of doing Top 5's for EVERYTHING).

It’s hard for me to really imagine someone saying it was a bad year for movies. I guess you would’ve had to either a) never gone to the movies, b) had a very bad internal screening system in which you only saw bad movies, c) didn’t have an open mind, or d) just not been on the lookout for the really good stuff. Of my top 10, I think only two weren’t (or will never be) major releases at one point or another. I saw 78 theatrical releases this year, and these were the ones that stood out. And beyond these, there are many, many other movies I really, really liked that I hate not being able to put on here…The Proposition, Dreamgirls, Children of Men, The Good Shepherd, Conversations With Other Women, Crank, Beerfest, The Break-Up, Inside Man, Thank You For Smoking, Letters From Iwo Jima. In all fairness, there was a lot of mediocrity, but the stuff that was great was incredible. And really, if the only good films this year were the ones on this list, you’d have enough of a case for 2006.

But I do have to give special shout-out to ROCKY BALBOA for being the movie with the biggest heart in the world this year (seriously, it’s a really, really great movie and everyone everywhere should see it), and to SNAKES ON A PLANE for being the dumbest, funnest thing ever.

10. BRICK – Reinventing the teen movie is fun. So is reinventing film noir. Doing them both at the same time when you’ve never made a movie before in your life? That’s outstanding. Writer/director Rian Johnson has his work cut out for him next time out.

9. LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE – I went in fully expecting to hate this movie, and then look what happened. Everyone in the cast is fantastic, and it takes what I think most people would’ve never expected to be interesting ever again (the dysfunctional family on a road trip) and makes it great.

8. THE DEPARTED – Everybody expected this to be a footnote in Martin Scorsese’s career, and it may just finally win him the Oscar (I can only hope). What a cool, cool movie. You can point out specifics all you want, but everyone in the cast is absolutely fantastic, and any awards this gets are entirely deserved.

7. CLERKS II – Totally. I love this movie up and down. Kevin Smith, thankfully, gave us at least one more go-around with what he does best – the most vulgar stuff in the world with a heart to match it.

6. A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION – Proving nothing is too cheesy for me, I guess, at least when it comes from a really genuine spot. This ended up being Robert Altman’s last film, and man it couldn’t have been more fitting (if a film could ever be). The whole ensemble is fantastic, especially (of all people) Kevin Kline.

5. PAN’S LABYRINTH – Hardest film in the world to describe, but especially after seeing it again, I’m convinced it’s an instant classic. Writer/director Guillermo del Toro is in the big leagues now.

4. THE PRESTIGE – Christopher Nolan is so good. So good. He should put Christian Bale in every movie he makes from now on. This movie just attached itself to me and will not let go. Are You Watching Closely?

3. MARIE ANTOINETTE – This movie is pure joy. I love every ounce of it. Kirsten Dunst really came into her own for this, and it’s exhilarating to watch her glide through Sofia Coppola’s vision of this awesome story. And the music…the soundtrack’s been pumping pretty constantly for the past three months now. I’m gonna be writing a lot more about this one after the DVD comes out.

2. UNITED 93 – It’s hard to really say I love this movie, even though I do. It’s really hard to explain what’s so effective about it, but I think it mainly has to do with bringing back all those emotions we felt on that day. All the fear, anxiety, hope, everything. I really felt like all that was behind me until I saw this. No politics, no propaganda, no Taliban, no Iraq, no Bush. Just people from all walks of life, on every side, trying to grapple with this unbelievable event. Certainly the most important film of the year.

1. THE FOUNTAIN – Shocking. I know. I probably don’t have anything left to say about the movie, but I’ll be talking about it for years. To me, the best films are the ones that reach the furthest and get there. Darren Aronofsky reached further than probably anyone’s dared since Kubrick made 2001. And he got there.

Onto 2007! Before too long, I’ll have a “What To Look For In The First Half of 2007” article up. I’m gonna start writing more straight-up articles here about movies and TV to get in the practice of it. They’ll be separately labeled so if you’re just interested in my shorter musings on pop culture, college life, and the weather, you’ll know when to skip posts.

FILMS SEEN IN 2006

This is an extra little service for those of you who will comment back with your own lists on Facebook (or Blogspot I guess, that's cool too...but the Facebook post is totally set up for it) to remind you of some of the stuff that came out this year. This is the complete list of the movies I saw in 2006 (I even missed some).

1. FIREWALL

2. 16 BLOCKS

3. THANK YOU FOR SMOKING

4. V FOR VENDETTA

5. BRICK

6. INSIDE MAN

7. LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN

8. AMERICAN DREAMZ

9. UNITED 93

10. MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III

11. THE DA VINCI CODE

12. X-MEN: THE LAST STAND

13. THE BREAK-UP

14. CARS

15. AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH

16. THE PROPOSITION

17. A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION

18. NACHO LIBRE

19. SUPERMAN RETURNS

20. PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN’S CHEST

21. LADY VENGEANCE

22. A SCANNER DARKLY

23. CLERKS II

24. MONSTER HOUSE

25. MY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND

26. MIAMI VICE

27. SCOOP

28. TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY

29. THE PUFFY CHAIR

30. LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE

31. WORLD TRADE CENTER

32. FACTOTUM

33. SNAKES ON A PLANE

34. TRUST THE MAN

35. THE ILLUSIONIST

36. BEERFEST

37. CRANK

38. HOLLYWOODLAND

39. THE BLACK DAHLIA

40. THE LAST KISS

41. THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED

42. CONVERSATIONS WITH OTHER WOMEN

43. THE SCIENCE OF SLEEP

44. THE DEPARTED

45. THE U.S. VS. JOHN LENNON

46. MAN OF THE YEAR

47. A GUIDE TO RECOGNIZING YOUR SAINTS

48. FAST FOOD NATION

49. THE PRESTIGE

50. MARIE ANTOINETTE

51. LITTLE CHILDREN

52. FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS

53. TIDELAND

54. BORAT

55. BABEL

56. STRANGER THAN FICTION

57. HARSH TIMES

58. THE FOUNTAIN

59. FUR

60. CASINO ROYALE

61. OLD JOY

62. FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

63. DEJA VU

64. TENACIOUS D IN THE PICK OF DESTINY

65. BLOOD DIAMOND

66. APOCALYPTO

67. PAN'S LABYRINTH

68. THE HOLIDAY

69. THE GOOD SHEPHERD

70. ROCKY BALBOA

71. WE ARE MARSHALL

72. DREAMGIRLS

73. NOTES ON A SCANDAL

74. CHILDREN OF MEN

75. THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS

76. HARD CANDY

77. IDIOCRACY

78. LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Very Little to Report

I'm gonna have sooooo much work this semester, but besides being incredibly distracted by Halo 2 several times a week (we have two TVs in my room and my friend has a 360...it's getting a little ridiculous), I should be able to handle it. And it'll be a fun semester overall now that everyone's back from Europe (mostly).

The Scrubs musical was amazing.

I bought Bad Boys II and Election yesterday at Best Buy 'cause they were a mere $4 apiece. Then I saw Wayne's World for $7 (my brother has a copy, so I needed my own...what a great movie).

It's colder than Hoth here, with temps dipping below zero with wind chill (I forgot how much I hate wind chill). No snow so far, but we're holding out.

Okay I need to get back to work (i.e. watching 10 Things I Hate About You; swear to God it's for class).

Oh! Reminder! Studio 60 is back tomorrow night at 10, 9 central on NBC, and Veronica Mars is back on Tuesday at 9 on The CW.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Halle Berry Needs A Job

Caught word of this speech Halle Berry made at the People's Choice Awards after being chosen for "Favorite Female Action Star" from SuperheroHype.com...

"I had no idea you guys loved Storm so much! Wow, thank you, thank you. And I want to thank Tom Rothman for allowing me to play Storm, and Brett Ratner for allowing Storm to finally use her cape and fly this year." said Halle Berry at yesterday's People's Choice Awards.

"But I have something to ask you guys. You guys really love X-Men? Ok, here's what you have to do. Write letters. Every one of you in this building who love X-Men and want to see X-Men 4, write a letter to Tom Rothman at Fox and tell him so and you will get another one, and I'll be there too."

What's so amazing about this is there was a period of time shortly after X-Men when Halle Berry frickin' hated being recognized as Storm. She only agreed to do X2 and X-Men: The Last Stand because she was guaranteed more screen time and money (all of this right around the time she was winning an Oscar and severely misusing her subsequent star power). Of course, now that her career's floating around in the toilet, she'll apparently do a fourth movie as long as it exists.

But I do have to give Halle Berry major props for showing up to stuff like the People's Choice Awards and The Razzies (a yearly event that recognizes the worst work of the year; Berry received hers for Catwoman).

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Good Lord Am I Tired

Picked a good time to just be getting over the Stomach Flu, too. After getting limited sleep Wednesday night so I could drive my mom to the airport Thursday morning, Thursday night ended up being a 5 AM bedtime, and last night a 6:30 (also AM...honestly, I coulda kept playing pool all night, but I get to get up at...3:30 tomorrow for my flight back to Boston...good times).

Here's the James Brown video I was talking about...it's gold.


Ho-kay...it ended up being a great break, though. Which is contrary to my previous post, but I guess once I stopped being sick and sorta took it all in perspective, it was pretty damn fun. I'm really looking forward to this semester at college though (which is a first; every other semester has been a dreaded venture from the start). Great classes, most everyone back in the States, Entourage comes back on the air (granted, I'll be getting my dad to DVR the first month and a half), 300 comes out, and I turn 21 (in your face!).

Anyway, back to packing...taking off in an hour for some most excellent steak with my dad, too...awesome. Take it easy ya'll.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Why Is Blogger Telling Me Gravy Was Updated?

'Cause it definitely wasn't. Oh well.

I watched the adaptation of The Cider House Rules and was pretty dang disappointed. It has about 1/20 of the book's spirit, magic, and spunk, and only really works because of how much spirit, magic, and spunk the book has (and I hate to be one of those guys who bitches about how it isn't like the book, but an extra hour, even a half-hour, could've made all the difference). That said, the casting was unbelievably perfect (except for Mary Agnes).

Last week in town. Help make it rock, 'cause I gotta agree with Maggie that this break was not nearly as cool as last year's.

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Michael Bay Transformed

My Christmas break days have been pretty much the same, one after another (wake up, make pancakes, watch half or all of a movie, hit the town, come back, eat three waffles and an apple while watching Scrubs, catch up on the Internet, sleep). So here's an article I wrote on the flight home.

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about Michael Bay over the last few months. It all started when I caught the last half of Armageddon, a movie I’d long avoided because of my self-imposed exile from all things “mainstream,” “blockbuster,” “explosive,” and containing the words “Michael Bay.” A little bit to my surprise, I really, really liked the movie. I ended up seeing the first half a few weeks later when I bought the Criterion Collection edition of the movie, and liked it even more (now that I…y’know…knew who everyone was). Now it’s one of my favorite movies. To me, it’s just as demonstrative as Magnolia, The New World, Star Wars, Brazil, The Fountain, or any other number of films in giving you everything you could want from a movie (and more), and doing it in a way only movies can do. It’s a crazy concept that threatens the entire world, and it’s up to a group of regular guys to save us all (and pretty much anytime “regular guys” save the world, especially if they have to defy orders, I love it). The guys happen to be a great group of very natural actors who relate to the audience instantly with sometimes almost no screen time (Owen Wilson, anyone?). And the emotional component really works for me, less so in the Ben Affleck/Liv Tyler romance, and much more so in the father/daughter relationship between Bruce Willis and Liv Tyler (look, I’m all man, but that scene when Bruce says goodbye to his daughter just tears me up every single time).

Around the time Kill Bill came out (the action movie for the art house crowd), I read an interview with Quentin Tarantino (who’s probably, more than anyone else, been the most influential in teaching me the value of mainstream, studio system filmmaking) in which he discussed how the action genre is one exclusive to movies, and how action directors are really the masters of the medium because it’s much, MUCH harder to shoot a great action movie than it is a good drama (not just on a technical level, but getting great performances in the midst of often ridiculous storylines can really bring out an actor’s potential – look at Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2 as evidence of that). Anyway, all of this brings me back to Michael Bay, who at his best (probably The Rock, though Armageddon remains my favorite and the attack sequence in Pearl Harbor is, like it or not, his finest work in orchestrating action) is not just an amazing director of spectacle and explosions, but can coax some very real, or at least very entertaining, performances from his actors (Stanley Kubrick one told Vincent D’Onofrio that acting is better when it’s interesting and entertaining than when it’s realistic). Pointing to Sean Connery’s and Ed Harris’ performances in The Rock is probably the most obvious of when this worked to Bay’s advantage (though I’ll hold ‘til the day I die that Billy Bob Thornton did fantastic supporting work in Armageddon, and how can you not love Will Smith and Martin Lawrence in the Bad Boys movies?), and pointing to Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett in Pearl Harbor is probably the most obvious of when it didn’t. And, as I was getting at above, Bruce Willis and Liv Tyler are incredible in Armageddon. No single performance in Paul Haggis’ Crash makes me feel half of what I feel during Armageddon’s climax.

But Bay is, at his center, an entertainer. He’s in business to give us the kind of classic cinema that’s hard to come by anymore – genuinely thrilling, big-budget, effects-laden, explosive action (which is ultimately why Pearl Harbor was doomed from the start; it should be a historical drama, not summer escapism). Which is why he’s the most obvious choice for a job I’m now surprised he ever took – the brand new take on Transformers. Calling me a Transformers buff would be…incorrect. But like every other good American from my generation, I grew up watching the cartoon on Saturday mornings, and if you give me enough time I can certainly find my Optimus Prime action figure I got when I was six. And I basically just remember there being a lot of cool robots that drove around and fought each other.

First, Michael Bay is the master of big chase scenes. Nobody has ever done it better. So when you have a movie that not only revolves around cars, but your main characters (or at least the ones the audiences comes for) are, in fact, cars themselves that can shoot and punch each other…that’s Michael Bay gold right there. Oh, and they’re coming from another planet? And they pretty much threaten the entire world? That’s Michael Bay…I dunno, platinum. Somewhere along the way, somebody noted that while Bay is the ideal choice for the project, he’d be greatly helped by the inclusion of Jerry Bruckheimer.

Jerry Bruckheimer might be the most powerful person in Hollywood. I don’t know, I’m not there. But the fact is that the man is completely in tune with his main audience – teenage boys – and has been for nearly three decades. He knows how to take a great concept (or, in the case of Pirates of the Caribbean, a pretty crappy one) and churn out a great movie that will make more money than you knew existed. A lot of people don’t really know what a producer does, and in some cases the answer is little more than taking care of the business angle of filmmaking. But Bruckheimer does what any great producer should – he produces. He handpicks the director, helping him (I don’t think I’m going against the facts by not saying “or her”) mold his vision, especially if he’s fairly new to the game (Bad Boys was Michael Bay’s first movie; Top Gun and Pirates of the Caribbean were Tony Scott’s and Gore Verbinski’s, respectively, first forays into filmmaking on that scale). And his stamp is as much on Bay’s first five movies (Bad Boys, The Rock, Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, and Bad Boys II) as Bay’s himself.

I don’t know why Bay bolted to go work for DreamWorks and Steven Spielberg (but it’s probably to work with Steven Spielberg), but the result was astonishing. Spielberg reportedly personally selected Bay to helm The Island when he (Spielberg) decided it was too close in style to Minority Report for him to shoot himself (that’s right…Spielberg decided not to shoot a film and chose Michael Bay as his successor of sorts). And while there’s a lot to like about The Island, it feels like it was Bay trying to find his footing in a very different environment. Don’t get me wrong, there’s some fantastic action moments and great chase scenes, and early on some really cool sci-fi stuff, but the movie doesn’t function well as a cohesive whole; it feels like Bay was trying to prove his more serious sci-fi side while still doing what he really enjoys most and does best – genuinely thrilling action. And of course blowing shit up.

Enter Transformers, a project Bay actually passed on the first time around, saying it lacked an emotional component. The trailer was just released online recently, and trying to say how thrilled I am Bay ended up taking the job (after the emotional component was filled by Shia Lebauf getting his first car and it being a Transformer) is a bit of a challenge. Look, I love Armageddon, but it’s not perfect, and I hope someday Bay will put out something that really shows everything he’s made of (to many, that slot is filled by The Rock, but to me, Bay thinks on a much bigger scale than that, and ultimately his greatest achievement should reflect that). And I think that film, oddly enough, could be Transformers. Just going by the trailer, Spielberg’s influence is palpable. And while I thought Bruckheimer’s touch would be missed, I think it’s the Spielberg touch that’ll propel the film to be better than it should have been. Spielberg’s War of the Worlds is so good because it takes a familiar concept – alien invasion – and puts it on a human level, treating it as a disaster movie/survival story. It’s Saving Private Ryan meets Close Encounters (no, really…it is). A lot of reviews for the film noted Spielberg’s strength in the film was his restraint, saying he never “goes over the hill” (an allusion to the scene in which Tom Cruise tackles his son on one side of a hill while we see helicopters firing missiles at the alien invaders on the other side, though we as an audience never go to the other side to see the full-blown battle, aliens and all). And while a movie revolving around fighting robots would be well advised to dive right on over that hill, it doesn’t mean it shouldn’t take notice of such lessons.

Which is why I say there’s that Spielbergian influence on the movie (based on the trailer), most notably when the little girl (and children are a staple of Spielberg) slowly approaches a pool, tension rises…and a giant killer robot climbs out. And it’s actually kinda freaky. Apply the mood of that and the tone of War of the Worlds with the look of a Michael Bay movie, and you realize what Bay, Spielberg, and the whole team have been planning while everyone was arguing over the fact that the robots look totally different from the cartoons – a fairly realistic look at what happens when fighting robots take their battle to our neighborhood that’ll still have all of those awesome, epic shots we love Michael Bay for.

On a technical level, what’s most exciting for film fans is that Michael Bay really takes advantage of the technology at his disposal more than any other action director. Chiefly, his use of CGI (computer-generated imagery) is actually awesome (Industrial Light and Magic, who did the breathtaking work on Pearl Harbor, War of the Worlds, and every Star Wars movie, is handling the bulk of the work on Transformers), but he knows how to use practical effects (whenever possible, but never for the sake of it). I know there are huge arguments against the use of special effects in movies, and sometimes it’s deserved, but what’s exciting to me about it is that with technology where it is today, you can do ANYTHING in movies. In the 90s, that largely meant doing shit for the sake of it (which is why there were so many bad natural disaster movies). As we’ve gotten closer to now, the artistic component has showed up and the best big-budget directors are the ones who have figured out how to use CGI as an extension of their artistic vision (the ones who do it best being Peter Jackson in LOTR and Kong, Sam Raimi in the Spider-Man movies, Bryan Singer in Superman Returns, Kerry Conran in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Robert Rodriguez in Sin City, and by the looks of it, Zack Snyder in 300).

Monday, January 01, 2007

Headphones and Movies

I got these new headphones for Christmas that are like...well, I was going to say they're like crack. But I guess the music would be the crack. So I guess if there was some magical new way to snort crack (or smoke it or whatever the kids do) that makes the crack into some insane new drug, these headphones would be it. Not only do they have amazing range and tremendous bass, but they have these switches on each ear that toggle between "Open" and "Closed." Apparently, "Closed" shuts out much outside noise, while "Open" lets it in. So far, I'm unable to tell the difference, because in spite of whatever setting it's on, I can hardly hear a damn thing besides the music. And it's not even up that loud (I'm toggling between four and five notches out of Mac's total sixteen). I've been listening to the Marie Antoinette soundtrack for days now, which has seemingly been given new life with these headphones.

That's really it. Happy New Year. I won't have my Top 10 movies ready until the end of the month, 'cause studios have this annoying habit of releasing movies in New York and LA only in December, and expanding them across the country in January. So technically, 2006 releases don't finish up until 1/12 of the way into 2007. It's pretty lame. But I got bored and came up with a set of moments, images, and words from the movies I have seen that'll stay with me. Oh, nostalgia for stuff that isn't really the past.

“You know the guy who can pick up any girl? I’m him. On crack.” (Thank You For Smoking)

Brendan seeing Laura in that red dress at her Halloween party. (Brick)

The passenger uprising (United 93)

“We put an explosive charge in your head” (Mission: Impossible III)

“There is no tragedy in the death of an old man. Forgive him his shortcomings and thank him for all his love and care.” (A Prairie Home Companion)

Jack Black and Hector Jimenez fighting the midgets wearing animal masks (Nacho Libre)

The big revenge moment (Sympathy For Lady Vengeance)

The plane rescue (Superman Returns)

The dance scene; "Porch Monkey 4 Life" (Clerks II)

“A bed or a penis?” (My Super Ex-Girlfriend)

Pushing the van (Little Miss Sunshine)

“I want these mothafucking snakes off this mothafucking plane!” (Snakes on a Plane)

The sex scene (Crank)

Jack Nicholson coming out of a room covered in blood, though we never find out why (The Departed)

The moment when it all comes together (The Prestige)

Marie lounging back and eating cake while Gang of Four’s “Natural’s Not In It” blares over the sound system (Marie Antoinette)

“Don’t worry…we’re almost there” (The Fountain)

The time-travel car chase (Deja Vu)

The almost faceless pale man sitting at the end of a banquet table, a pile of children’s shoes in the corner (Pan's Labyrinth)

“He’s a bootmaker for the king. But I suppose we all are. Bootmakers for kings.” (The Good Shepherd)

Rocky’s tearful speech to Paulie about coming back (Rocky Balboa)

Effie singing “And I’m Telling You It’s Not Over” (Dreamgirls)

Quick TV Rundown - When to Tune In Again

This is really only gonna go over the shows I watch...

STUDIO 60 - January 22 (yeah, I was told it was the 8th...I was wrong)

24 - January 14 (Yeah, I'll finally start watching)

VERONICA MARS - January 23 (now's your chance, kids...plus, they're doing reruns until then)

LOST - February 7 (anyone who watches pretty much has this stamped in their memory)

THE OFFICE and MY NAME IS EARL - January 4 (this Thursday)

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE - January 13

No word yet on Scrubs or 30 Rock.